allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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peterfkinghale:

Sorry Disneyworld. The real happiest place on earth is wherever Tyler Posey is.

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lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

(via hiddleswife)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

more?

set #2 

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huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

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Movies/Franchises based on Marvel Comics

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f-abulush:

sseekinspiration:

petah-l:

vividing:

koufy:

oxytociin:

thekissingclub:

james franco and jason segal

on the set for Freaks and Geeks

as Daniel and Nick

looking hot as fuck

JASON SEGAL IS MY BABE

STOP IT

i can’t

f-abulush:

sseekinspiration:

petah-l:

vividing:

koufy:

oxytociin:

thekissingclub:

james franco and jason segal

on the set for Freaks and Geeks

as Daniel and Nick

looking hot as fuck

JASON SEGAL IS MY BABE

STOP IT

i can’t

(via datsmywonderland)



unclefather:

when your parents point out something you’re really self conscious about and they think it’s okay

image

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chlresxavier:

[breaks into your house] [vaults up the stairs] [rips your bedroom door off its hinges] [drops a stadium on you] [shoots you in the back] heard u were talkin shit about charles xavier

(via xoxoxavier)


articburgers:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

interruptingpanda:

therealraewest:

that moment when dean had a full on panic attack

He didn’t have panic attacks at any other point. This is the one. He freaked out sometimes, but literally the only thing that can send Dean Winchester into a panic attack is his Baby being missing.

The Impala is Dean’s home, his only home. This is like walking down your street and finding that your house has burned down.

^^That was deep ^^

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jonsnowbadass:

Game of Thrones T-Shirts: http://bit.ly/1lvIRv0

jonsnowbadass:

Game of Thrones T-Shirts: http://bit.ly/1lvIRv0